One of his nicknames was "socially inept retard" because he could not hold his on in a conversation with even a 3 year old who just learned to talk. I am being completely honest because the thing my 3 year old nephew was saying sounded more intelligent then he did. The usual things he said were one liners from movies he managed to memorize.
Well in any event I digress, something I wanted to mention since it always gets me laughing and due to something that happened recently (Friday night in particular) made me decide to write this. Well a few weeks ago while driving one night a blue Sebring convertible pulls infront of me and I am saying to myself "Maybe its him" as a joke. All of a sudden the car starts to drive erratically and finally pulls over and I am saying to myself "What the f*** is this ***hole doing?" and as I am passing him I see as silhouette of a guy with glasses, a baseball cap and leaning foward to look out the window. My immediate response is "Son of a *****!!!" and I slam on the breaks and make an extremely sharp U-Turn while he slams on the gas and turns to go through 2 stop signs to get away. I was laughing more then being angry. So I continued on my way.
Well the other night on my way home I pass one of my old friend's houses on occassion depending on the direction I am heading. As I am passing what do you know a blue Sebring is just leaving. I was laughing and decided to pull up next to him. I tried to get his attention my beeping the horn but he only gave a glance in which I waved to him. I had an urge to follow him, actually I had an urge to beat him home since I know where he lives but my ex who I was on the phone with convinced me not to.
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