Monday, February 18, 2008

Swamped

I cant take all this crap. I mean first semester was a breeze and now I am regretting it. I cant believe all the assignments each class is giving. I am falling so far behind that everyone is lapping me already. I'm so tired, I cant wait for this week long break so I can catch up on everything from work to sleep.

I cant take Math, I loath it with a passion. I cant wait for it to be over since I only have to take one. I mean there is q uiz Tuesday and I havent the slightest idea how to figure out the work.

Philosophy is a joke, every Monday 3 hours, since we dont meet today and next week he assigns like an 8 page paper. 8 pages of pure bullshit, should be interesting. Aside from the fact you cant really teach Philosophy I would go insane reading the garbage students write for the class.

Psychology, god my teacher acts all nice and happy but Jesus Christ his tests are insane. 58 GO ME! History which is normally my favorite and easiest subject feels quite hard all of a sudden and I cant explain it.

Amazingly English is my favorite subject and not because my English etacher will be reading this. It just feels easier and calmer then the rest. Whatever.

Nothing Special

I didnt do anything special this weekend, just my little nephew's birthday. Just turned four yet he looks like he is double that. Up to my waist and definitly future football player, just by his size. Although I will warn him not to be a dick when he is.

Had to be there by three so my parents wake me up at 2:30 giving me now time to get ready or even wake up, so I look like a bum. And no matter what we are always the last to arrive, I think my brother expects that.

When we get there we do the usual "hellos" and then everyone continues bullshitting. I head downstairs to see my nephew playing with his toys and just plop on the couch and watch tv.

Now I head upstairs and bullshit a little, a few laughs and then I just stroll around the house. Finally time for the cake which my sister-in-law made herself, very interesting design. Spider-man themed. Cant even describe it so maybe I will upload a picture of it.

Then its time for the good-byes at around 9. We get home then I head over to my cousins at 10:30 to go watch some tv and hang out and now I'm home. Long day.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

I Hate this Island

I really hate this island, there is absolutely nothing to do worth doing here. Everything about this island is horrible. The people, the stores, even the air.

The majority of the people on this island are just plain assholes. And it seems more and more are popping up. Everytime I run into someone nice I usually say "They werent born/raised here" and usually they are not. But really its not just Staten Island, Jersey and Brooklyn can take some blame too since we are all so closely knit.

As for things to do one word "mall" and its a horrible mall. Never anything you want in stock, never your size, never where you are looking for it. Its always too big, too small, out of stock, or in the wrong section. And dont bother asking for help. "Excuse me do you happen to have..." and before you can finish "Whatevers out there is what we have" makes me want to say "Wow drop dead" and knock over a shelf.

Usually when I am in my room for too long my dad would come and say "Why dont you go out and get some fresh air" and my answer is "Nah smells like dead fish out there" and it does. In particular more towards south shore. North Shore just gets waves of smells from the dump but they have gotten better since they are apparently cleaning the dump. Makes me laugh, they are cleaning garbage. Actually when I drive passed it the hills look multi-color. I think they are just burying the garbage.

I want to move since I really have no ties here. Except I dont know where to move worth moving. Jersey is out, Florida...nah. California, uh NO! No thanks to some hick town either. I think I am just better off in isolation, my own house away from everyone and everything.

Blue Harvest

This week I watched Family Guy Blue Harvest a Star Wars spoof. I was hysterical laughing, unfortunately not throughout the whole thing but at bits and peaces which is good enough for me. I noticed unfortunately that it is only really funny to those who have seen Episode IV enough times to recall what should happen and what Family Guy is making fun of. I didnt mind but I can understand why my dad fell asleep when he watched it.It also helps to watch Family Guy enough times to know all the characters to understand how they blended the Family Guy characters into Star Wars.

I noticed while watching many Family Guy episodes that it is almost like a clip show due to all the references they make and then cutting from the main story to show that reference. Throughout the seasons Family Guy has made many references to Star Wars and mini clips which is how Blue Harvest came about. Basically it was "Why dont we just do a whole Episode on it?" and thats what happened. of course they did get George Lucas' approval for it but he approves everything if it could bring in money. I mean everybody thinks he is rich only because of Star Wars but it is because of asll the companies he created to make the Star Wars movies that now nearly every director uses on their own movies. So he gets to sit back and rake in the money. "but I digest"-Peter Griffin

Something tells me they may even make more Family Guy episodes based on the Star Wars Episodes due to how well just this one did. Alhough they may have to start thinking of other names since I found out they used "Blue Harvest" due to it being the fake name while filming one of the Star Wars movies.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

"The Enemy"

Alright I will start off by saying I had this friend once he stabbed me in the back, I will not go into how so because it just makes me angry. Due to him it also caused me to tell all my old friends from high school to drop dead basically and I have not spoken to them since the end of September. I mean none of them sided with him but the fact that they basically stopped hanging out with me made my decision clear.

One of his nicknames was "socially inept retard" because he could not hold his on in a conversation with even a 3 year old who just learned to talk. I am being completely honest because the thing my 3 year old nephew was saying sounded more intelligent then he did. The usual things he said were one liners from movies he managed to memorize.

Well in any event I digress, something I wanted to mention since it always gets me laughing and due to something that happened recently (Friday night in particular) made me decide to write this. Well a few weeks ago while driving one night a blue Sebring convertible pulls infront of me and I am saying to myself "Maybe its him" as a joke. All of a sudden the car starts to drive erratically and finally pulls over and I am saying to myself "What the f*** is this ***hole doing?" and as I am passing him I see as silhouette of a guy with glasses, a baseball cap and leaning foward to look out the window. My immediate response is "Son of a *****!!!" and I slam on the breaks and make an extremely sharp U-Turn while he slams on the gas and turns to go through 2 stop signs to get away. I was laughing more then being angry. So I continued on my way.

Well the other night on my way home I pass one of my old friend's houses on occassion depending on the direction I am heading. As I am passing what do you know a blue Sebring is just leaving. I was laughing and decided to pull up next to him. I tried to get his attention my beeping the horn but he only gave a glance in which I waved to him. I had an urge to follow him, actually I had an urge to beat him home since I know where he lives but my ex who I was on the phone with convinced me not to.



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